Vertigo, a midget’s condition
Oh the irony. To be diagnosed with vertigo when I am in fact less than 5 foot tall.
And here I was thinking the worst; tumour? losing my hearing? damage to my semi-circular canal?
NO! It's vertigo brought on by stress, topped off with some hyperacidity and trapped wind, and now I can't eat f**k all because I might be flatulent as well.
In the spirit of careful eating, I Googled and had a quick look at what I should avoid should one wish to reduce one's gaseous emission.
No beans (obviously), no high-fibre vegetables, no fried food or spicy food (hyperacidity), no wheat-based products, which just about wipes out all Malaysian culinary delights.
I think God is trying to tell me to start fasting.
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May 10, 2006 at 2:27 am
lucky u’re not an elevator operator, that’d be tragic.
May 16, 2006 at 5:01 pm
Or you could be working on Level 70 in KLCC like me in my previous job …
May 17, 2006 at 1:53 am
Lets not forget the beans. No dhal o any sort of lentils for you. Malaysian food is extremely gaseous. But oh, so good.
July 3, 2006 at 3:54 am
i had vertigo. no joke babe!